I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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