every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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