weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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