Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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