quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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