im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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