Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
True strength comes from lack of pants
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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