You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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