I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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