chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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