she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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