Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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