how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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