she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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