They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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