i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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