let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I deserve this hangover.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
