Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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