I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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