guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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