mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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