I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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