4 words: hood of his car
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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