Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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