i permit you to call me
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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