I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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