what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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