please come you make the beer taste better
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Randomize
