we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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