ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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