Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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