On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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