a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
