I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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