This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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