Don't you send me to vm
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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