I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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