Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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