you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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