I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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