I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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