I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize