Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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