you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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