who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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