high people should be assigned attendants
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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