id be glad to
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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