I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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