definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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