you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I have fence marks all over my body
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