i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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