Don't you send me to vm
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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