just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
There are leaves in my underwear?
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