I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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