I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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