No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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